What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:26

Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Then came..
Which IT career path involves little to no coding?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Are you offended if Democrats call Republicans "weird"?
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes