What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Then came..

Which IT career path involves little to no coding?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

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They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Still no good

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Do you agree with US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that it is unrealistic to expect Ukraine to return to its pre-2014 borders?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Are you offended if Democrats call Republicans "weird"?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Sonic Adventure director says don’t expect remakes or remasters anytime soon - Video Games Chronicle

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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